If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔
Just here for the money part lmao
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gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them
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me: *forgets friends birthdays*
me: *confuses memories*
me: *forgets own middle name*
me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents
this is a rare pride staryu
reblog for 10000000 years of all inclusive LGBTQ equality
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I literally want a boyfriend, but at the same time I don’t want to put him through shit because that’s just how I am. 😩😩😂😂👻
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Proper punctuation is everything, people.
you: nut
me, an intellectual: boy syrup
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